I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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