She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Every concussion has its silver lining
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
