i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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