Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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