you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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