we have officially lost it.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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