Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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