He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
zippers are such a cool invention
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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