i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Farmville is her only friend.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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