were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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