How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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