You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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