READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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