Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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