Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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