You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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