i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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