all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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