Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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