The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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