worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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