Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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