She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just want nice things and good sex
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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