Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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