its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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