My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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