There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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