I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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