I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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