Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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