There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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