I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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