so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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