Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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