so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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