The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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