Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We're too hungover to prance.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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