either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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