Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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