On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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