I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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