I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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