im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
