Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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