Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
