Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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