I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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