I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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