# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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