She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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