I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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