It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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