For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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